{"id":35,"date":"2007-03-10T15:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T22:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/rude-smokers\/"},"modified":"2007-03-10T15:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T22:16:00","slug":"rude-smokers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/rude-smokers\/","title":{"rendered":"Rude Smokers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t mind when people smoke. I use to spend a few weeks each summer with my Aunt.  She smoked and I have grown use to the smell. What I mind is people who blow smoke in your direction when they could easily go the other direction or who ignore No Smoking signs. I don\u2019t go to their designated smoking areas and spray air fresheners. Please don\u2019t come to my non-smoking area and smoke.<\/p>\n<p>This is especially annoying at my office because people like to smoke right outside the front door so it is impossible to go in or out without walking through a cloud of smoke made by 4 or 5 smokers.  The area clearly states it is non-smoking but there is pretty much always someone smoking there.  I&#8217;m still trying to think of some good ways to get them back, but I&#8217;ve not thought of any yet.  I was thinking of &#8220;adjusting&#8221; the sprinklers so that they point at that area and then setting them off at random intervals, but that requires I pay attention to when people are out there and I never notice until I go to lunch. If you have any ideas for a good prank style payback for these rude smokers let me know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t mind when people smoke. I use to spend a few weeks each summer with my Aunt. She smoked and I have grown use to the smell. What I mind is people who blow smoke in your direction when they could easily go the other direction or who ignore No Smoking signs. I don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/andymerrill.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}